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sspacer replied to your post: Mr. & Mrs. Smith is a FemShep/BroShep AU and you…

DO ITTTTT

ok ok but

He thinks she’s a lawyer. She thinks he’s a stripper.

Somehow, neither of them know the other are covert N7 operatives.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith is a FemShep/BroShep AU and you can pry that headcanon from my cold, dead fingers.

“Your husbands are lovely.”

“I was drunk.”

sinvraal:

Me too, Shep, me too.

thigh-leng:

I used to hate it, now I can’t stop thinking about it.

~Kairanda~

• take a shower, or not
• wear sweatpants, maybe slippers
• finish something, anything. a sandwich even
• Reapers

omg soft reset xkit extension is the actual best thing that’s ever happened to me and my shoddy internet connection

ok but my favorite thing about owning a kaidan hoodie is that when I’m just wearing it and some ratty house pants I’m not being a slob

I’m roleplaying my shepard