Ugh nothing like coming home to a cop outside the building
So here is how a milestone giveaway works
(def: noun) A person with appreciable skills in some arena provides their followers rewards in kind
I have reached yet another milestone without acquiring any skills or talents of value, so that is exactly what I will return to you!
How to Enter:
You must be following me because otherwise, you won’t see this post. Likes, replies, asks all count. Depending on length of giveaway, existing in same time/space constraints may also count. It gets fuzzy.
What You Win:
A random prize of zero monetary or alternative value, selected from a list at random.
That Sounds Awful:
Seriously, savior #awww yeah giveaway or mute me now. You won’t regret it.
I’ve gotten 5+ porn followers on the sideblog in the past two days and I haven’t even posted anything nsfw??
It’s laundry day and all I had to wear is a button-down. I feel like I’m doing filing at a renfaire.
That’s because you are great.
I’ve got this thing, right? And it bothers me in that vague way that lots of things bother me, like emails I haven’t responded to or the fact that I still haven’t replaced my front licence plate even though it’s been months.
It’s not that I lack, but that I insist on telling people about it. I go out of my way to make sure people know that I’m unattractive, that I’m fat, that I can’t sing or write or make art, that I’m not well-spoken, that I have the fashion sense of someone who dresses in the dark in someone else’s closet. These are facts about me, and they don’t bother me because I consider myself fairly fantastic, but the fact that I feel the need to preemptively throw them before me as I go does bother me.
Why do I do that? Is it an attempt to make myself complicit in my own mockery before it happens? (yes, probably.) Does being insulted hurt less if you’ve already provided the ammo yourself? (no, no it does not.)
So this year I’m gonna be nice to my favorite girl (me) and not let anyone (also me) tear her down.
I’m kinda really into myself right now